Behold another Poster in the long line of Bad Photoshops

[weber_dubois22]

I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE what to say about this poster. When I heard from Cinemablend.com that the latest Three Musketeers poster was "old school" and something else that didn't quite hearken "awesome", the first thing that came to mind was the poster for the first Harry Potter film created by Drew Struzan. "Oooh, Milla's gonna have her hair in the wind, looking all Natalie Portman/old Hollywood-esque" was what I was thinking. I didn't pay too much attention to the bad news of the article until I actually saw the poster:



I mean, yeesh, what the hell happened here? Milla looks like she's smelled something rather awful and is trying to be uppity about it, Matthew McFadyen looks absent (and sorta like Paul Giamantti), the guy on the other side is meh, Orlando's face/expression resembles the one used in Dead Man's chest with a side order of smarm, Logan Lerman looks lost, Mads Mikkelsen is frowning in disapproval (as always) and Waltz is just there (with a bad hair piece). The best part of about this poser is the guy in the crouch and all the miscellaneous stuff going on at the bottom. That and the generic action logo. A High Resolution version of the badness is behind the cut.

( HQ Poster )